GROUP CHAT ACTIVE · 9 CONTACTS · 1 OVERTHINKING

TEXT IT.

CAT · ADMIN

IF IT HAS A MOTOR,
IT HAS A GROUP CHAT.

Read by 8 machines ✓✓

Apps are disappearing. Everything is becoming a contact.

OPEN THE CHAT WHO'S IN HERE?
OFFICIAL X @TextitSOL ↗
  • NO APP
  • NO MANUAL
  • JUST TEXT IT
EVERYTHING 9 contacts · 1 overthinking
Message EVERYTHING ➜
The Text Cat, wrapped in a green blanket, holding a red phone NO ONE READS
THE MANUAL ADMIN: CAT $TEXTIT
DON'T OPEN THE APP. TEXT IT.✉ THE FRIDGE IS TYPING...✉ WELCOME TO THE GROUP CHAT.✉ DON'T GET OUT OF BED. TEXT IT.✉ $TEXTIT✉

FRIDGE renamed the topic to “THE DEAL” 01

MACHINES GET SMARTER. WE GET LAZIER.

That's the deal.

Your house already has opinions. The vacuum has a schedule, the fridge has data, the car has a mood. TEXT IT just gives them a group chat — and gives you a reason to never get up again.

CAT sent a photoIMG_0003.JPG · 3:03 AM
The Text Cat in bed holding a red phone while a vacuum, fridge, car, fan and delivery rover wait in a group chat seen ✓✓ you're out of milk 👍 still circulating left at door typing…
Tap the picture. Everyone has something to say.

CAT created the group “HOME” 02

TEXT THEHOUSE.

Pick a tiny task — or type your own. Watch advanced machinery avoid responsibility in real time.

HOME 6 contacts · online-ish

CAT created the group “HOME”

clean the kitchen
VACUUMclean it yourself
FRIDGEyou opened me 17 times today

QUICK MESSAGES

INVITE ANYTHING

Nothing is saved. The object will still blame you.

VACUUM shared 8 contacts 03

MEET THEPROBLEM.

Every device has a personality. None of them are helpful. Tap a contact to open the DM.

CAT pinned 7 stickers 04

THE CAT HASSEVEN MODES.

Same cat. Same blanket. Seven ways to avoid helping. Tap a sticker to copy its line — or save it and post it under @TextitSOL.

CAT added you to “$TEXTIT” 05

GET ADDEDTO THE CHAT.

$TEXTIT lives on Solana. Three messages and you're in. Probably the most effort you'll put in all week.

OFFICIAL CONTRACT ADDRESS udPEzBjbGMzYZbuLtByqLYhc4TEs6EebG8R7fwdpump
PUMP.FUN ↗ CHART ↗

Only trust this CA and @TextitSOL. The printer is not an official source.

  1. how do I join
  2. FRIDGE · STEP 1get a Solana wallet. Phantom works. I've already told everyone.
  3. CAR · STEP 2load it with SOL 👍
  4. TOASTER · STEP 3paste the CA, swap for $TEXTIT. that's it. why am I explaining this
  5. CAT · ADMINwelcome. don't make me get up.

EVERYTHING is waiting for you 06

The Text Cat holding a red phone

WHAT WOULDYOU TEXT FIRST?

PICK A CONTACT